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var tip = new Array()
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tip[0] = "If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong." 
tip[1] = "If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then."
tip[2] = "If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop."
tip[3] = "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
tip[4] = "Every solution breeds new problems."
tip[5] = "There is no such thing as a free lunch.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Friedman."
tip[6] = "He who considers too much will perform little.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Schiller."
tip[7] = "When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Carnegie."
tip[8] = "Do not look where you fell but where you slipped.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Proverb. "
tip[9] = "When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Ginger Rogers (1911-1995). "
tip[10] = "Men who borrow their opinions can never repay their debts.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Savile."
tip[11] = "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Unknown."
tip[12] = "Nothing can prevent you from learning the truth so much as the belief that you already know it.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Jon K. Hart."
tip[13] = "I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Graffiti "
tip[14] = "Just because everything is different doesn't mean that anything has changed.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Southern California Oracle"
tip[15] = "It's kind of fun to do the impossible.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Walt Disney"
tip[16] = "You know you've achieved perfection in design, not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing more to take away.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  -Antoine de Saint Exupery"
tip[17] = "We think in generalities, but we live in detail.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Alfred North Whitehead"
tip[18] = "Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Colin Powell"
tip[19] = "You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Charles Buxton"
tip[20] = "There are no short cuts to any place worth going."
tip[21] = "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...’.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Isaac Asimov"
tip[22] = "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
tip[23] = "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
tip[24] = "We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails. "
tip[25] = "As agents of the Most High, we came here to establish justice.  We shall not leave, until our mission is accomplished and justice reigns eternal. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Paul Andrew Mitchell"
tip[26] = "If we do not follow the dictates of our inner moral compass and stand up for human life, then his lawlessness will threaten the peace and democracy of the emerging new world order we now see, this long dreamed of vision we've all worked toward for so long.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -President George Bush, January 1991"
tip[27] = "Today Americans would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order; tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told there was an outside threat from beyond, whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead with world leaders to deliver them from this evil, The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well being granted to them by their world government.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Henry Kissinger, speech to the Bilderberger organization, May 21, 1992"
tip[28] = "... when the struggle seems to be drifting definitely towards a world social democracy, there may still be very great delays and disappointments before it becomes an efficient and beneficent world system.<br>Countless people ... will hate the new world order... and will die protesting against it. When we attempt to evaluate its promise, we have to bear in mind the distress of a generation or so of malcontents, many of them quite gallant and graceful-looking people.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -H. G. Wells, in his book entitled The New World Order, 1939"
tip[29] = "We are not going to achieve a new world order without paying for it in blood as well as in words and money.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., in Foreign Affairs, July 1995"
tip[30] = "The only foundation of a free Constitution is pure Virtue, and if this cannot be inspired into our People in a greater Measure, than they have it now, they may change their Rulers and the forms of Government, but they will not obtain a lasting liberty.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -John Adams, June 21, 1776"
tip[31] = "The sum of it all is, if we would most truly enjoy this gift of Heaven, let us become a virtuous people.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Samuel Adams"
tip[32] = "An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex incomprehensable truth.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Murphy&#039;s Law"
tip[33] = "Virtue alone is sufficient to make a man great, glorious and happy.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Benjanim Franklin"
tip[34] = "In my view, the Christian religion is the most important and one of the things in which all children, under a free government ought to be instructed...No truth is more evident to my mind than that the Christian religion must be the basis of any government intended to secure the rights and privileges of a free people.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Noah  Webster"
tip[35] = "And if you obey the voice of the Lord your God, being careful to do all his commandments which I command you this day, the Lord your God will set you high above all the nations of the earth.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Deuteronomy 28:1"
tip[36] = "But if you will not obey the voice of the Lord your God, or be careful to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command you this day, then all these curses shall come upon you and overtake you. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Deuteronomy 28:15"
tip[37] = "Can the liberties of a nation be thought secure when we have removed their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the people that these liberties are of the gift of God? <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Thomas Jefferson: Notes on Virginia, 1782"
tip[38] = "In the Beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave and hated and scorned.  When his cause succeeds the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Mark Twain"
tip[39] = "A government which will turn its tanks upon its people for ANY reason, is a government with a taste for blood and a thirst for power, and must be smartly rebuked, or blindly obeyed  in deadly fear. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Jack Salter"
tip[40] = "Psychological warfare, controlled communications,  money manipulation and political deception  are weapons of today's  sophisticated attack upon the American people. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Calvin Steinberger, 1979"
tip[41] = "God armeth the patriot. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Sir William Wallace"
tip[42] = "None are more hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free..."
tip[43] = "The Truth is Hate to Those who Hate the Truth"
tip[44] = "They came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. And then they came for me and by that time no one was left to speak up.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Political Quotations, Daniel B. Baker, ed. Rev. Martin Niemoeller, a Protestant minister in Nazi Germany, in 1945"
tip[45] = "Proclaim LIBERTY Thoughout all the Land unto all the Inhabitants Thereof. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Leviticus XXV X"
tip[46] = "Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -George Washington"
tip[47] = "Woe to those who decree unjust statutes and to those who continually record unjust decisions, to deprive the needy of justice, and to rob the poor of My people of their rights... <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Isaiah 10 vs 1-2"
tip[48] = "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Edmund Burke 1729-1797"
tip[49] = "When they took the fourth amendment, I was silent because I don't deal drugs.<br>When they took the sixth amendment, I kept quiet because I know I'm innocent.<br>When they took the second amendment, I said nothing because I don't own a gun.<br>Now they've come for the first amendment, and I can't say anything at all."
tip[50] = "We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity; but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -David Crockett, Congressman 1827-35"
tip[51] = "If CON is the the opposite of PRO, does that mean that CONgress is the opposite of PROgress?"
tip[52] = "If My people which are called by My name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from Heaven, and will forgive their sins, and will heal their land. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -II Chronicles 7 vs 14"
tip[53] = "We must obey GOD rather than men. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Acts 5:29"
tip[54] = "When, then, does plunder stop? It stops when it becomes more painful and more dangerous than labor. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Frederic Bastiat 1850"
tip[55] = "How long will you hesitate between two opinions? If the Lord is God, Follow Him,  but if Baal, follow him. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -First Kings 18:21"
tip[56] = "...But for me and my house,  we will serve the LORD <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Joshua 24:15"
tip[57] = "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery! Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Patrick Henry - March 1775"
tip[58] = "Man's Rule - Murder babies,  God's Rule -  Love babies<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -from <I>Letters To Jessica</I> by Robert Bisset"
tip[59] = "Man's Rule - Chaos, conflict, God's Rule - Peace, Good order  <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -from <I>Letters To Jessica</I> by Robert Bisset"
tip[60] = "If we will not be governed by God, we will be governed by tyrants. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -William Penn"
tip[61] = "Man's Rule - Tyranny,  God's Rule - Freedom  <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -from <I>Letters To Jessica</I> by Robert Bisset"
tip[62] = "See, I have set before thee this day life and good, and death and evil; in that I command thee this day to love the LORD thy god, to walk in His ways, and to keep his commandments and His statutes and His judgements, that thou mayest live and multiply: and the LORD thy God shall bless thee in the land whither thou goest to possess it. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Deuteronomy 30 vs 15-16"
tip[63] = "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work.  <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Titus 3:1"
tip[64] = "You have rights antecedent to all earthly governments, rights that cannot be repealed or restrained by human laws,  rights derived from the Great Legislator of the Universe. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -John Adams" 
tip[65] = "The law perverted. And the police powers of the state perverted along with it. The law, I say, not only turned from its proper purpose but made to follow an entirely contrary purpose. The law become the weapon of every kind of greed. Instead of checking crime, the law itself guilty of the evils it is supposed to punish. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Frederic Bastiat 1850"
tip[65] = "The drive of the Rockefellers and their allies is to create a one-world government combining super-capitalism and Communism under the same tent, all under their control.... Do I mean conspiracy? Yes I do. I am convinced there is such a plot, international in scope, generations old in planning, and incredibly evil in intent.<p>1976, by Congressman Larry P. McDonald, who lost his life in the Korean Airlines 747 <i>accident</i> that was shot down by the Soviets."
tip[66]= "The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth becomes the greatest enemy of the State.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; --Dr. Joseph M. Goebbels"
tip[67] = "The great masses of people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one. Especially if it is repeated over and over.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -- Adolph Hitler"
tip[68] = "Nationhood as we know it will be obsolete, all states will recognize a single, global authority, and national sovereignty wasn't such a great idea after all.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ---Strobe Talbot, Deputy Secretary of State under President Clinton"
tip[69] = "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents....<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  --James Madison"
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